The way I saw it we'd need two things to survive…
Automatic sprinklers…
And a restraining order.

(Suburgatory 1×01 – Pilot)

G: – I once dated this incredibly beautiful woman,
who I could hardly stand being
in the same room with.
T:  – I love when you tell
stories about mom.

(Suburgatory 1×02 – The Barbecue)