Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

– This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
– That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

-Uh, no I’m afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he’s John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
  -Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.-
-Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?-

– Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!-